The Family Firewall · 2026 edition
Scam-harden your whole family in one weekend.
A 57-page guide and 8 printable tools that lock down your parents' phones, your own accounts, and your kids' apps, screen by screen. By a working infrastructure and security engineer.
Until Oct 15: code LAUNCH27 at checkout takes $10 off. One-time purchase, instant download.
$15.9B
Americans lost a record amount to scams in 2025.
Fewer than 1 in 10
victims report. Most advice still stops at "be careful".
One weekend
Saturday with your parents. Sunday with yourself and the kids.
What's inside
1 guide. 8 tools. 12 monthly sheets.
Everything downloads as PDF. Read the guide on your phone, print the tools, stick the poster on the fridge.
- The Family Firewall Guide (57 pages, phone-friendly)
- Family Safe Word Cards
- Parent Phone Lockdown checklist
- Account Security Checklist
- Red Flags Fridge Poster
- Scam Call Scripts
- The First 24 Hours
- Kids & Teens Talk Sheet
- Family Security Register
- 12 months of Scam of the Month sheets
Device by device
Real screenshots. Exact menu labels.
Every step has an iPhone version and an Android version, with Samsung's labels noted. iOS 26 and Android 16, photographed on real phones.
Tool 4 of 8
Print it. Stick it by the phone.
The 10 signs it is a scam and the 3 things to do, in large type. Black-and-white safe. Your parents will read this one more than anything else in the kit.
Tool 6 of 8
When it happens anyway.
Numbered steps for the first hour, the first six, the first day. Every phone number you need, checked against the source, in the order you need them.
Included for 12 months
Stays current. One new sheet every month.
The scam hitting families hardest right now, what it sounds like, and the one thing to do. The first three are already in your download.
Who wrote it
The same discipline used to protect companies, applied to a family.
The-infra-Guyyy, a network and cloud infrastructure engineer and cybersecurity analyst. No hoodies, no fear, no software to buy. Just the settings to switch, the words to say, and the numbers to call.
Free built-in tools first. No affiliate links. Every statistic sourced at the back.
The Family Firewall
Do Saturday with your parents. Sunday with yourself and the kids.
Your family is harder to scam by Monday. One-time purchase. Instant download.
$37.00
Until Oct 15: code LAUNCH27 takes $10 off at checkout.
Licensed for your whole household. Bought it by mistake and not downloaded? Message us through your Whop receipt for a refund.
Questions
Before you buy.
- Is this a course or a PDF?
- PDFs. One 57-page guide and eight one-to-six-page tools, plus a new one-page sheet every month for a year. Download them, print the tools, keep the guide on your phone.
- My parents use Android and I use iPhone. Is that covered?
- Yes. Every setup step has an iPhone version and an Android version, with Samsung's One UI labels noted where they differ from Google's. Screenshots are from real devices running iOS 26 and Android 16.
- Is it US-only?
- The phone numbers and credit-freeze steps are US. The settings, scripts, safe word and kids' section work anywhere. The First 24 Hours tool also lists the UK, Canada and Australia reporting lines.
- How long does it take?
- One weekend. Saturday for your parents' phones and bank, about two hours including the conversation. Sunday morning for your own accounts, Sunday afternoon for the kids. Every part has a time estimate.
- Do I need to buy any software?
- No. The kit puts free, built-in tools first. Where a paid option is genuinely better, it says so and gives the price. There are no affiliate links.
- Is it up to date?
- The 2026 edition was fact-checked in September 2026 against FBI, FTC, AARP and NCMEC publications, and the monthly Scam of the Month sheets keep it current for a year.
- Can I share it with my family?
- Yes. It is licensed for your household. Print the tools for your parents and kids. Please do not redistribute the files.
- Where do the files arrive?
- In the Files area of your Whop membership, the moment checkout finishes. The monthly sheets appear in the same place.
Free · print it today
Is it a scam? The fridge poster.
The 10 signs it is a scam and the 3 things to do, in large type. One page. Black-and-white safe. Stick it on your parents' fridge, by the phone, and by the computer.
